'Jono, Why Haven't you blogged in 2 months??!!?!!11!?!!/!11!!?'

I hear questions like this all the time. People are curious, and I can't blame them for that. I've been very busy with this uni thing, and organising for it, that I have had no time for trivial important things like my blog. I have also been attempting to teach myself the guitar, along with other exciting things like designing for my sisters new clothing line. As of now, there is no way for me to print my own designs widespread because i dont have the resources. However, If you would like to speed the process by donating large sums of money to yours truly, preferably accompanied by sexual favours, I cannot stop you. In the mean time, lets discuss the real reason I haven't blogged in two months: ghosts.

Back in June I hired some ghosts to ghostwrite my blog (ghostblog?) on my behalf. This made perfect sense, since I was getting busier and busier by the day. However, I failed to realize that ghosts use invisible fonts as a default setting. So to the untrained eye, it looks as if no blogs have been posted since June. Oops. I tinkered around with some of the ghosts' laptops and fixed this font problem. So in the future, we will have much more material to amuse yourselves as your thoughts dwell on the many antics of that handsome Jono. Hooray! To apologize for this break in blogging, (which was of course, entirely not my fault) I give you a picture of a judgecat.ok, so perhaps it isn't a real cat. But I digress.
Love and rockets,
JXR